July 27th, 2003

duh

midmorning madness...

Interesting convo that me and one of my buddies had at 5 in the morning...
(you know you don't get enough sleep when...)

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me: hide the body!
Luci: lol
Luci: pretend to die.. wake up to tell him what to do.. pretend you didnt say anything
Luci: *G*
me: would you like to except this oscar? *hands you the little golden man*
me: *giggles*
Luci: *hur*
Luci: *eeps as the oscar falls on her dustbunny-ness* *crunch*
Luci: *muffled* It's okay! I'm made out of body hair!
Luci: *rofl*
me: well shoot, we've never had a dead person except the award... *ponders*
me: i guess that means...
me: I GET IT
me: MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Luci: *nudges* *whispers* Shoot the duutbunny to make sure shes dead
Luci: *crawls back under the oscar*
me: *sniggers*
Luci: Really, I'm fine, I can take it!
me: *pats the carpet* well, i pretty sure she's dead...
Luci: *starts to drag it inconspicuoulsy under the carpet*
Luci: *pretends not to notice the big lump*
Luci: *from under the carpet* I'm rich!
me: *stares at the carpet and releizes that the oscars had dissapeared...*
Luci: *giggles*
me: where did it go?
me: *ponders*
Luci: *rofl*
Luci: *fromunder the carpet* It ran away!
me: it was just here?
Luci: It's not with me!
Luci: *tries to move the huge carpet to cover the bump*
me: *looks around and decides that there is no way she is going to look under the carpet at the dead Luci*
me: *shudders*
Luci: *giggles*
me: that's just gross
Luci: I'm made of body hair!
me: aww... she's all bloated now already
Luci: You can't kil me or my oscar!
Luci: *oops*
me: i guess i'll have to bury her
Luci: *runs of frantically dragging her oscar*
me: *picks up the entire carpet and ties the ends in knots*
Luci: *moves across the floor about the pace of a snail, running frantically*
Luci: Ahhhh!
Luci: I'm flying!
me: *giggles*
me: YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!!?!?!??!?!
Luci: Um..
me: *stares at you*
me: and...
Luci: *from far away*
Luci: Am so?
me: that's my oscar!
me: *points*
Luci: *plays dead*
me: YOU STOLE IT!
Luci: *wonders what a dustbunny playing dead looks like*
me: *runs after you frantically*
Luci: *wakes up* I'm not dead! *catches a breeze and drifts around*
me: you can't steal from the stealer!!!!
me: i stole that oscar fair and square!
Luci: *wafts in the air* Muhahah! Catch me now!
me: you were dead!
me: hmm...
me: *stares up at you*
Luci: *stares down*
Luci: Wait.. my oscar!
me: aha!
Luci: *tries to flap her way down to the floor*
Luci: *fails!*
Luci: *wafts around*
me: *leaps and lands directly on top of the oscar*
me: its min....
Luci: Ouch, it's pointy, no?
me: ouch
Luci: *giggles*
me: *rubs her tummy*
me: eh, at least i got it!
Luci: *lands on you and makes you itch where you can't reach*
me: ack!
me: *tries to scratch, but can't reach*
Luci: *jumps away and grabs the oscar, dragging it under the couch, where all things disappear..?
Luci: *
Luci: *end scene*
me: *snaps*
Luci: *muhaha*
me: man...
me: i was that close
me: *holds her arms very far apart*
Luci: *giggles*
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hmm...

Your first name of Jessica has given you a responsible, expressive, inspirational, and friendly personality. Expression comes naturally to you and you are rarely at a loss for words; in fact, you have to put forth effort at times to curb an over-active tongue. Self-confidence has made it easy for you to meet people and you are well-liked for your spontaneous, happy ways. You sincerely like people and do not often experience loneliness; your work and home-life are likely filled with association You enjoy music and could have a fine singing voice; however, the study could be somewhat difficult because you do not find it easy to apply yourself to concentrated study for long periods. In this respect, this name is not altogether constructive; it creates a somewhat scattering influence which makes it difficult for you to finish what you start. This name brings disappointments and emotional involvements through being too sympathetic and easily influenced. As a result of your active nature, you have an appetite for quick-energy foods, which you could consume to excess. Health weakness appear as skin conditions, or as ailments relative to the liver

*ponders*