Jessi (nada_123) wrote,

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WITH LASER EYES!!!!!!! and other cool stuff here in...

If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:00am
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: a sea otter
If I were a direction I would be: "turn right, Wait NOO!! the other RIght!!!! DEEE!!!!"
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: lazy boy *coughs* girl
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Abraham Lincoln Action Figure with Emancipation Proclaimation chopping action!!
If I were a liquid I would be: Scottish molasses
If I were a stone, I would be: a rolling one
If I were a tree, I would be: a Scottish birch ... With laser eyes!!!!
If I were a bird, I would be: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD MAAAAAAAN!!!!!
If I were a tool, I would be: screw driver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a buttercup
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a snow storm
If I were a mythical creature: unicorn monkey, with banana throwing action and laser eyes!!!! or trogdor... either would be fine.
If I were a musical instrument: banjo
If I were an animal, I would be: a marmout with laser eyes!!!!
If I were a color, I would be: neon clear
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a potato... WITH LASER EYES!!!!!
If I were a sound, I would be: "fhawgquads" (what strong bad says)
If I were an element, I would be: the Fifth Element
If I were a song, I would be: she - green day
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: baz lurman
If I were a book, I would be written by: Ray Bradbury
If I were a food, I would be: potato/bread/cheese... ultimate combination - pizza and fries
If I were a place, I would be: Tokyo, Japan
If I were a material, I would be: kryptonite
If I were a scent, I would be: cold... oh wait... that's not a scent DOH!
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian
If I were a word, I would be: dork... WITH LASER EYES!!!!
If I were an object, I would be: Link's sword... wait... does it have to be a real object? *peers*
If I were a body part I would be: boobies
If I were a facial expression I would be: the "duh...what's going on?" expression... since i wear it alot
If I were a subject in school I would be: nap time
If I were a cartoon character I would be: non silly hat stick man in "rejected"
If I were a shape I would be a: octagon
If I were a number I would be: NUMBER 7!!!!
If I were a letter I would be: F
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