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If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:00am
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: a sea otter
If I were a direction I would be: "turn right, Wait NOO!! the other RIght!!!! DEEE!!!!"
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: lazy boy *coughs* girl
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Abraham Lincoln Action Figure with Emancipation Proclaimation chopping action!!
If I were a liquid I would be: Scottish molasses
If I were a stone, I would be: a rolling one
If I were a tree, I would be: a Scottish birch ... With laser eyes!!!!
If I were a bird, I would be: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD MAAAAAAAN!!!!!
If I were a tool, I would be: screw driver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a buttercup
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a snow storm
If I were a mythical creature: unicorn monkey, with banana throwing action and laser eyes!!!! or trogdor... either would be fine.
If I were a musical instrument: banjo
If I were an animal, I would be: a marmout with laser eyes!!!!
If I were a color, I would be: neon clear
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a potato... WITH LASER EYES!!!!!
If I were a sound, I would be: "fhawgquads" (what strong bad says)
If I were an element, I would be: the Fifth Element
If I were a song, I would be: she - green day
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: baz lurman
If I were a book, I would be written by: Ray Bradbury
If I were a food, I would be: potato/bread/cheese... ultimate combination - pizza and fries
If I were a place, I would be: Tokyo, Japan
If I were a material, I would be: kryptonite
If I were a scent, I would be: cold... oh wait... that's not a scent DOH!
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian
If I were a word, I would be: dork... WITH LASER EYES!!!!
If I were an object, I would be: Link's sword... wait... does it have to be a real object? *peers*
If I were a body part I would be: boobies
If I were a facial expression I would be: the "duh...what's going on?" expression... since i wear it alot
If I were a subject in school I would be: nap time
If I were a cartoon character I would be: non silly hat stick man in "rejected"
If I were a shape I would be a: octagon
If I were a number I would be: NUMBER 7!!!!
If I were a letter I would be: F


( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 15th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
Damn... but not boobs with laser eyes?
Jul. 15th, 2003 11:30 pm (UTC)
boobs don't have eyes... do they? *ponders* that would be... wierd... ewwwww...

like that time i ended up spooning you while you were naked...

and if my boobs had eyes, they would be palm reading.. *sniggers* GET IT!!!! AHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAH
Jul. 15th, 2003 11:35 pm (UTC)
oops.. i didn't log as zac... that's from me ^ sorry dood *laughs*
Jul. 16th, 2003 08:12 am (UTC)
*laughs* Zac, I have no idea what you're talking about, you big weirdo.
Jul. 16th, 2003 05:45 pm (UTC)
Jennie, dont you remember that night when we spooned naked? You are a werewolf when the moon's up!
Jul. 16th, 2003 07:02 pm (UTC)
Re: ?
I remember that I am a warewolf. I do not remember spooning naked. I am sorry - I must have been very drunk.
Jul. 16th, 2003 11:29 pm (UTC)
Re: ?
jennie, i accidently spooned you once when i stayed the night remember? you normally don't wear clothing to bed... so i was joking around about you being naked. BUT you didn't have pants on, i remember that. i accidently posted that first comment as zac. he was here and he was logged in... i didn't pay attention until it was too late. so i tried to fix it by logging in as me and repling to the reply, but you didn't seem to catch on... i even said it was me... i'm sorry... does it all make sense now?
Jul. 17th, 2003 07:52 am (UTC)
Re: ?
Okay, yeah, it does. :)
Jul. 17th, 2003 10:04 am (UTC)
Re: ?
*grins* sorry for the confusion
Jul. 18th, 2003 04:06 pm (UTC)
Re: ?
No, Jessi just made that first comment without logging me out frist. Then we decided to ply with you a little bit.
Jul. 16th, 2003 07:17 am (UTC)
this is why you rule!!! That was some funny stuff you got going there! hehehe!!!!

Jul. 16th, 2003 11:31 pm (UTC)
*high fives you* you the pope man!!!! the POPE!
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