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reasons i want to kill my roommate

1) because she is an art major, she likes to make cracks at my color blindness

2) she calls me a phedophile for going out with Ryan

3) when i try to say something funny, she gives me this look that says "why were you born?"

4) SHE MAKES FUN OF MY COLOR BLINDNESS

5) did i mention that she makes fun of my disability?

6) not only does she make fun of my disability... but she claims "its ok, cause its so easy"

7) sometimes... when i try to show her something i think is cool... she tells me that its not the real color that i see. for example... sephiroth's eyes... apparently I CAN'T SEE THEM!

8) she claims that i download hentai. THOUGH SHE HAS NO PROOF!!! NONE!!!! NONE!!! NONE!!!

9) did i mention? DISABILITY??!?!?!?!??! DID I!??!?!?!?!!?

10) because she is a sarcastic ass

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thank you all for your patience.

*****EDITED*****

reason number 11) DEE, YES I KNOW MY BREAST ARE HUGE. THANK YOU

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goodbyechance
Oct. 8th, 2003 08:03 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry Deedles makes fun of you. It is not your fault you can't see green and orange. We still love you.

But I must say...your icons are going to give me a seziure.
*falls on the floor twitching violently*
nada_123
Oct. 8th, 2003 08:30 pm (UTC)
awww... *pats* i'm sorry
xthexravenx
Oct. 9th, 2003 01:31 pm (UTC)
1) Art majors are mean assholes.....err...

2) What's wrong with dating minors?

3) That's an easily answered question.......You were born because your parents had sex....duh.

4) This sentence is written in the color blue. Can you tell? Or does it just look black and white? >smiles< J/k don't hurt me....

5) She is just GREEN with envy

6) Damn art majors

7) Art majors need to die.....

8) Are you saying you don't download hentai?! Oh I get it....you don't download hentai....you download yaoi.

9) I hate sarcastic art majors....

10) Sarcastic art majors suck.......*finally realizes he is making fun of himself*


Thank you for your paitence...and please don't take my sarcasm personally....I'm an art major I can't help it.

*****EDITED*****

reason number 11) Woah I didn't realize you had breasts! Whoa...friggin hell.
deedala
Oct. 9th, 2003 01:51 pm (UTC)
*falls over* roooooooooofl!

Art majors are such a bunch of fucking tossers!
nada_123
Oct. 9th, 2003 01:59 pm (UTC)
man...
xthexravenx
Oct. 9th, 2003 07:06 pm (UTC)
Yesh.

Art majors are totally stoooopid. An art major probably thinks square roots are a type of vegetable.
ashyhime
Oct. 10th, 2003 01:02 pm (UTC)
That's okay, hehe, because this art major and the art majors roommate have a friend that will offer to klondike your bar at any time (especially when there's a klondike bar commercial on at 4 in the morning in a 24 hour laundrymat and you're there with your boss and...long story, hehe) Oh, and I did say "offer" because it hasn't really been established how one goes about klondiking a bar...or what a bar is...
deedala
Oct. 10th, 2003 01:36 pm (UTC)
ROOOOOOOOFL *falls over*
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